Monday, January 16, 2006
i promised you guest blogger(s).
and, heres the first one!
introducing- sally the short.
hi!
as all of you can tell, i am short.
period.
ok, you can stop laughing now.
ok, back to me!
me, as in me jaclyn.
anyway, now you know why she is called sally the short.
ok, whatever.
went out that videoworld shop with junliang, vera, kiara and nicholas to stuff our faces with tons and tons and tons of cup noodles.
yippee!
yeah...lifes good...
we ate...and ate...and ate...
and in the end, we made the very happy auntie and uncle $12 richer.
anyway, i stacked up all the empty cups and leftover noodles to make one super tall tower and took a picture of it using junliangs super nice handphone.
haha.
shall upload it when i get it from him. =)
after that, i started fooling around with his camera and took some really lame pictures.
so lame, they are actually good.
and kiara made us delete them just because she thought she looked spastic.
please...nooo.
its...the art of lameness.
and i was the master of it all.
wahahahah!
stupid kiara.
seriously! that picture was really good!
it was just a picture of her head caught in between two chopsticks (i held them) from a distance.
sort of like some camera distance trick i picked up from somewhere.
IT WAS DAMN BLOODY GOOD YOU STUPID WOMAN.
-________-
nobody appreciates the finer things in life.
and with me at the helm of the camera, i instructed her to make that face of hers.
you know...
that face...
like as if shes being squeezed in between two javelins...or chopsticks...
which arent really even touching her...
but it came out more like constipated then being squeezed.
*ponders*
yeah, i think it was that constipated expression which drove her to desperation to snatch it away from junliang when i tried to show him.
(for the record, he DID see it...and so did vera and nicholas. but hey! we are all good friends right? haha.)
yeah...that constipated look really did bug her.
considering that after that whole fiasco, she shot me that look normally reserved for times when i was especially idiotic and a complete prat.
if looks could kill, i would be dead by now.
well, wait. she did shoot daggers at me.
i only have God to thank for her bad aiming.
hahahah!
kidding kiara! =)
and basically, after that, vera and i happily waffled away about band stuff while junliang and kiara appeared to have a particularly serious conversation about something and nicholas flipped through his homework file for the thousandth time.
anyway.
you know that fanglynn used to rear this really fat obese overweight plump badly-in-need-of-TAF-club-training tub of lard of a hamster called hammie?
ok, and NOW you do.
hammie has since passed away a long time ago.
awww~...to the place where there are his favourite fatty sunflower seeds everywhere.
omg, i still remember the times i used to hang out at her house and play with hammie and in the process of doing so, he shit in my bare naked hands.
he. defaecated. in. my. hands.
you...little...obese...yellow...mouse.
back to the point here.
fanglynn has also gotten some good progress award money from the generous government and shes been planning to buy new hamsters and start a hamster empire in her room.
WAHAHAHAHA!
shes so funny.
i almost peed in my pants from laughing at the absurdity of it all.
and to make things funnier a notch, she proceeded to laugh that evil villian laugh.
like shes going to take over the world with her hamster army.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
hoo yeah.
i can just see her, wearing that army helmet commanding her ever ready and willing hamsters to "go forth and conquer the world my little darlings!".
funny shit.
and after that funny episode with her, all memories began flooding back.
like the time she told me she bought a hamster leash over the phone.
ok, i've heard about dog leashes, cat leashes and even leashes for birds, but i've never heard of a leash for hamsters.
ok, wait, i never even thought that someone would be so dumb as to even fork out money for a piece of string which apparently chokes the hamster.
(yes, i've tried it on my hamster and i think i almost killed it. shit. dont tell the spca. shhhh...)
haha.
ok, i've really got to run now.
homework piling up.
noooooo.
shall be coming back in maybe a few days time if i can think of anything even remotely funny to say.
and, i'm aborting the guest blogger idea.
such a dumb idea.
wonder who even thought of it in the first place... ;)
and, heres the first one!
introducing- sally the short.
hi!
as all of you can tell, i am short.
period.
ok, you can stop laughing now.
ok, back to me!
me, as in me jaclyn.
anyway, now you know why she is called sally the short.
ok, whatever.
went out that videoworld shop with junliang, vera, kiara and nicholas to stuff our faces with tons and tons and tons of cup noodles.
yippee!
yeah...lifes good...
we ate...and ate...and ate...
and in the end, we made the very happy auntie and uncle $12 richer.
anyway, i stacked up all the empty cups and leftover noodles to make one super tall tower and took a picture of it using junliangs super nice handphone.
haha.
shall upload it when i get it from him. =)
after that, i started fooling around with his camera and took some really lame pictures.
so lame, they are actually good.
and kiara made us delete them just because she thought she looked spastic.
please...nooo.
its...the art of lameness.
and i was the master of it all.
wahahahah!
stupid kiara.
seriously! that picture was really good!
it was just a picture of her head caught in between two chopsticks (i held them) from a distance.
sort of like some camera distance trick i picked up from somewhere.
IT WAS DAMN BLOODY GOOD YOU STUPID WOMAN.
-________-
nobody appreciates the finer things in life.
and with me at the helm of the camera, i instructed her to make that face of hers.
you know...
that face...
like as if shes being squeezed in between two javelins...or chopsticks...
which arent really even touching her...
but it came out more like constipated then being squeezed.
*ponders*
yeah, i think it was that constipated expression which drove her to desperation to snatch it away from junliang when i tried to show him.
(for the record, he DID see it...and so did vera and nicholas. but hey! we are all good friends right? haha.)
yeah...that constipated look really did bug her.
considering that after that whole fiasco, she shot me that look normally reserved for times when i was especially idiotic and a complete prat.
if looks could kill, i would be dead by now.
well, wait. she did shoot daggers at me.
i only have God to thank for her bad aiming.
hahahah!
kidding kiara! =)
and basically, after that, vera and i happily waffled away about band stuff while junliang and kiara appeared to have a particularly serious conversation about something and nicholas flipped through his homework file for the thousandth time.
anyway.
you know that fanglynn used to rear this really fat obese overweight plump badly-in-need-of-TAF-club-training tub of lard of a hamster called hammie?
ok, and NOW you do.
hammie has since passed away a long time ago.
awww~...to the place where there are his favourite fatty sunflower seeds everywhere.
omg, i still remember the times i used to hang out at her house and play with hammie and in the process of doing so, he shit in my bare naked hands.
he. defaecated. in. my. hands.
you...little...obese...yellow...mouse.
back to the point here.
fanglynn has also gotten some good progress award money from the generous government and shes been planning to buy new hamsters and start a hamster empire in her room.
WAHAHAHAHA!
shes so funny.
i almost peed in my pants from laughing at the absurdity of it all.
and to make things funnier a notch, she proceeded to laugh that evil villian laugh.
like shes going to take over the world with her hamster army.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
hoo yeah.
i can just see her, wearing that army helmet commanding her ever ready and willing hamsters to "go forth and conquer the world my little darlings!".
funny shit.
and after that funny episode with her, all memories began flooding back.
like the time she told me she bought a hamster leash over the phone.
ok, i've heard about dog leashes, cat leashes and even leashes for birds, but i've never heard of a leash for hamsters.
ok, wait, i never even thought that someone would be so dumb as to even fork out money for a piece of string which apparently chokes the hamster.
(yes, i've tried it on my hamster and i think i almost killed it. shit. dont tell the spca. shhhh...)
haha.
ok, i've really got to run now.
homework piling up.
noooooo.
shall be coming back in maybe a few days time if i can think of anything even remotely funny to say.
and, i'm aborting the guest blogger idea.
such a dumb idea.
wonder who even thought of it in the first place... ;)